if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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