She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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