This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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