I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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