For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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