Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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