Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
You smell like stripper and shame
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
He shit in the fireplace
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