my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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