brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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