So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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