i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
don't judge my taste in strippers
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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