it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
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