I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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