Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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