Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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