this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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