roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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