Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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