talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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