we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
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