This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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