whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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