This girl is more easily done than said...
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I love having hate sex.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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