Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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