mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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