Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Green mimosas i think yes
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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