Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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