last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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