brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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