Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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