She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
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She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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