dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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