apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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