Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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