But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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