There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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