ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I will die if light touches me.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
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