I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I think my moral compass just broke
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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