Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
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