Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
too bad you live with your parents still
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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