I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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