Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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