I want to stick my p in your. b.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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