life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
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