she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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