I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I'm having to shit out rocks
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