No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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