I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
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