I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
