glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
We left the knife in your bed.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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