Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
it's like heaven, but drunker
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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