the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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