Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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