i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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