People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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