I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
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