It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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